Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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