God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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