Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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