this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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