I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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