Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
operation have a gay friend backfired
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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