dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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