I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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