I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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