And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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