so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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