It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I have already put on my inside pants.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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