question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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