I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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