i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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