that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
