when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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