Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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