That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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