OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Sacagawea was the original milf.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
