So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
i would one night stand the shit outta him
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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