I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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