absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I have feelings that need drinking.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
