so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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