Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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