how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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