i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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