I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I think I just sharted jello shots
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