so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
That reminds me...we need to get swords
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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