So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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