I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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