Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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