i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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