You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
he puts the penis in happiness.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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