i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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