there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
40s are totally the cure
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
