69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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