As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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