She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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