and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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