i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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