Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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