I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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