He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
