i just google imaged poop.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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