FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
we're so committed to being not committed
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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