I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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