I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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