Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
nutella sex= disaster
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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