Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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