Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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