doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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