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it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Did I show you my penis last night?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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