He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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