You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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